One of my friend, wanted to meet all of his married friends and people who are in relationships. Yes, he is going to see a girl tomorrow on his marriage proposal .He never met any girl on marriage proposal front. He wanted, all of his friends valuable suggestion on what to talk and what not to.

The early morning sun seemed a good experience for my friend. His normal morning would be starting at 10:00am and today he advanced his clock by couple of hours. He brushed thrice, did not smoke and nicely clipped all his nails. The ruffled hair got a nice trim. He took bath and used , half bottle of body spray. Yes the girl’s house is a bit far and it’s also a bit sultry outside.

Girl’s home:

His mind recited all the valuable suggestions. His anxiety and fear climbed like a lift. His forehead sweat was evidence of his anxiety. He got received well and sat in the center of the hall. The house got cleaned for today’s occasion. But the relative crowd seemed a lot.

Cutlets, Sweets And savouries got served. My friend did not touch anything, but got busy by rehearsing all the valuable suggestions on what to ask and what not to. The girl came to the hall and served him coffee. Both family parents now decided that my friend and the girl can have a private talk. While they were deciding, my anxious friend was almost in the middle of the hall to join hands with the girl for a chat. Few relatives were giggling about his eagerness.

The normal balcony, now seemed heaven for the girl. My friend’s mind now turned like an empty mind. He forgot all what he wanted to ask. The same feeling as we get in the exam hall when question paper is given. He stared at her and told, that he is a bit tensed. The girl also wanted to say the same, but smiled and empathized him.

They were speaking for some time and suddenly, the girl’s dad came inside their room with a plate of cutlet. My friend got pissed off literally. He took the plate in his hand and the girl and he shared some of their thoughts. He stared at the cutlet and the girl alternatively for every discussion they had, he got hungry, but he couldn’t eat. Yeah, everything has its own time. This is not time for eating. The heatless cutlet was turning hard and he turning soft and melting.

Time for him to leave and my friend’s father asked him… Do you like the girl?. My friend did not expect that question so quickly…. And tried to hide his embarrassed face. The entire relatives crowd is now looking at the guy’s face. The Future father in law is looking at the girl’s face. The guy is still processing his answer.

After a week,

 The guy and girl are in phone for hours together, asking “Then what else?”. What else then? Their marriage got fixed. Long live Indian arranged marriages

Since no one paid any attention to her lessons, Our computer science teacher got more angry.

My front bench occupied by 3 mates… cared a damn about her lessons. No one in the class paid any kind of attention. People did not like her because, her very poor English; made us to clearly understand nothing in her class.

She was good at computer languages, but not in English. Losing her patience, seeing the class amusing…  she shouted  “ Shut the mouth of everyone”.  For all the young blood who listened to this, roared in laughter.

Unable to control her anger, she loudly remarked to us … “ All 3 of you…get out  the bench” .

Since we did not want to insult her, We moved out of our bench and started lifting it!

That’s the last time I saw her & first time a teacher crying and leaving the class room.

Her hearty blessings… made most of us land into IT field

இடையில் இருப்பது நீ!

God of Death met God of Rules and told that the universal population is growing exponentially and asked God of  Rules to formulate a way to find who should die early.

God of Rules thought for a while and answered that It can create a three-phase approach. Any person’s age of death, their health, happiness all would be decided upon the group they fall.

The Categories were

1) Rules are completely adhered as Rules and followed.

2) Rules got considered as Guidelines and revisited  either be adhered or overridden.

3) Rules are always overridden.

God of Death got amused and replied

“So, the people who make this life a better and fairer one for others would be living happily & healthily!…  and others who make it worse would  be the ones closer to death”

God of rules Smiled and replied

People jumping signals, The ones who Jump the Queue,  The ones who have decided to live as Corrupt or Murderer and the ones who lose their moral would be ones who would be lined up first.

But,

“If they have decided to Die, why would they cry!”

அட அது பரவாயில்லை,இங்க பிஞ்ச தோசைய தின்னுட்டு இருந்தவங்க, அங்க போயி… pizza இல்லாம உயிரோட இருக்கவே முடியாத மாதிரி “Missing Pizza” னு status போடுறாங்க…

இந்த மெசேஜ் போடுற பசங்கள்ள பல ஜாதி,ரகம் உண்டு….. என்ன போடுறோம் ஏது போடுறோம்னு அவனுக்கே தெரியாம போடுற பயலுக நிறைய உண்டு…இவனுங்க தான் இந்த மெசேஜ் போடுரவங்கள்லையே ஜாஸ்தி கூட்டம்.கேட்டா,மச்சி நீ இன்னும் mature ஆகணும்னு சொல்றாங்க… முத்துறதுக்கு நான் என்ன முருங்க காயா?

Wednesday ஆனா வுடனே Friday மூடுக்கு போற பசங்களும் நிறைய இருக்கனுங்க…அட இவனுங்க நம்மள பேசி கொல்லாம இருப்பானுங்க… ஆனா statusல….3 days to go…2 days to go…1 day to go…னு என்னவோ ராக்கெட் லான்ச் மாதிரி போடுவானுங்க… இதை எதுக்கு நாம கேக்கணும்னு விட்டுறது… இவனுங்க…மன நிலைமை பாதிக்க பட்ட பசங்க.. எதாவது பொம்பள பிள்ளைட வசமா ஏமாந்து இருப்பானுங்க…அது தான் தானாவே பேசிக்க ஒரு வடிகால் தான் இந்த status மெசேஜ் …

Internet…போன்ல வந்தாலும் வந்துச்சு…எப்ப பாத்தாலும் எங்க போனாலும், am here… am there ,am near Beach, starting from beach னு சொல்லுறானுங்க.,…இதனால் யாருக்காவது எதாவது உபயோகம் இருக்கா? ஒன்னுமே கிடையாது…

இன்னும் கொஞ்சம் பசங்க இருகாங்க…’I bought a new apple phone, orange phone, tomato phone’ னு கதை கதையா அளந்து விடுவாங்க..அடுத்த தடவை சந்திக்கும் போது, மச்சி போன் காட்டு னு சொன்ன… செங்கல் சைஸ்ல ஒரு பழைய போன் ஆ காட்டுவாங்க ….கேட்டா… மச்சி இந்த ஹை எண்டு போன் எல்லாம் நமக்கு சரி படாதுனு டகால்டி காட்டுவாங்க …

சரி ரெம்ப பேசிடேனா? நான் status மெசேஜ் போடணும்… only 3 days left for my week end plans…. வரட்டா… ஜூட்

Catch ya later… c ya … take care Bye bye….