God of Rules

One evening,

God of Death met God of Rules and told that the universal population is growing exponentially and asked God of  Rules to formulate a way to find who should die early.

God of Rules thought for a while and answered that It can create a three-phase approach. Any person’s age of death, their health, happiness all would be decided upon the group they fall.

The Categories were

1) Rules are completely adhered as Rules and followed.

2) Rules got considered as Guidelines and revisited  either be adhered or overridden.

3) Rules are always overridden.

God of Death got amused and replied

“So, the people who make this life a better and fairer one for others would be living happily & healthily!…  and others who make it worse would  be the ones closer to death”

God of rules Smiled and replied

People jumping signals, The ones who Jump the Queue,  The ones who have decided to live as Corrupt or Murderer and the ones who lose their moral would be ones who would be lined up first.

But,

“If they have decided to Die, why would they cry!”

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God of Apple

God of Apple:

God of Apple was feeling both good and bad about itself. Good because it’s a great food for all living beings & bad because of the name which it got due to the action of Eve.

God of Apple decided to clear all the charges against its name & to establish a good name against human, who are going to cultivate it in mass scale. It thought of an idea for 1000’s of years and ended up falling in Newton’s Head.

Theory of Gravity was born.

God of Accident

God of Accident:

When Human came into existence & their population grew rapidly, the god of destroyer was facing a serious problem on how to take human life out of earth.

On the council, God of Accident proposed her interest to help god of Destroyer.

God of Accident said

“Let us count all the good / bad things done by a human & once a human reaches the cutoff of bad … let us plan an accident for them and remove them out of earth”

God of destroyer was amused by the idea & thanked God of Accident. But there was another problem… what is good & what is bad.

ACCIDENTS ARE PRE PLANNED.

God of Youth

God of Youth:

Hey Human Do you think that you are getting old?  Mind or Body?

Body?  It always gets old….

Mind means, you are lazy and not willing to take risk.

Remember those young days when you don’t bother to jump from 10 ft compound
& not even think of the consequence? That’s youth.

You hide your face behind maturity and stop doing all these for the social (?) reasons.

An adventurous, enthusiastic, Positive attitude, risk taking mind will always
make thy body, soul and mind young… Be Adventurous … Become young…

God of Eyes

God of Eyes:

Eyes – Have you ever felt that some one is watching you in your room and found no one?

Actually we are being watched my million eyes. God’s natural eye. The Eyes don’t have limit and these concrete buildings are insignificant to the power of that eye.

We think that what ever good or bad we do is always within 4 WALLS. But the truth is that we are being watched.

We are being watched by Mother Nature, Our prior life, by our well wishers soul, by evil spirits & by “OUR OWN THOUGHTS”. Thoughts??? Yes…. a thought always see our actions and then decides whether to manifest ITSELF or not.

We also “see” with our eyes shut. Yes the dreams. So the SEEING is not with eyes but with thought.

NOT ONLY EYES CAN SEE …